Aries
“I’ve never not wanted to.”
Taurus
“See I feel like I could seduce most people, it’s just a matter of putting in the energy.”
Gemini
“Everyone’s like ‘You’re fine’ and I’m like ‘No, I’m on fire.’”
Cancer
*spinning kiddie scissors* “I am my own ghost.”
Leo
“I am a vessel for the Funk.”
Virgo
“In these trying times, at least I got a phat ass.”
Libra
“I’ve got democracy cookin’ in my womb.”
Scorpio
“I just like, meat noise, ya know?”
Sagittarius
“Now I am become death. I don’t know what colors are.”
Capricorn
“I don’t have emotions, I have opinions.”
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