Horoscope: The Signs as Tonsures

Earth Signs (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn)

Hazing Tradition for Denver Broncos Tonsure

Air Signs (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius)

Vertical Tonsure!

Fire Signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius)

“Pious” Ebay Tonsure Wig, $14.99

Water Signs (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces)

Prince Zuko Reverse Tonsure

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Lindsey Babcock
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Lindsey is a biological anthropology major that enjoys astrology and paddle boarding. She will buy anything that has stars on it and has a slight caffeine addiction. Also, don’t get her started on Twilight, she’ll never shut up about it.

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