The Signs as Alcohol

Aries – Margarita You are classic, but still super fun, which is why you’re a margarita. Taurus – Champagne What … More

The Signs as Caffeine

Aries 5 empty cans of Red Bull Taurus cheap homemade keurig coffee with expensive oat milk Gemini earl gray in … More

WHOREoscopes 11/3

The entire cast of Grey Anatomy (Grey’s Anatomy) – Aquarius  Blanche Devereaux (Golden Girls) – Virgo Sally Bowles (Cabaret) – … More