Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19) Chili Dried Mangoes Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20) Gorgonzola Crack(ers) Gemini (May 21 … More

Connect with your inner ocean floor dwelling sea slug! Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): Cabbage nudibranch (Nembrotha cristata). Photo … More

Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20) I sent my brain through a rock tumbler and it came out perfectly smooth. … More

A gaggle of geese, a murder of crows, a… Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20) A coven Aries (Mar 21 … More

There is, of course, a slight catch Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20) Pillsbury Dough Boy Aries (Mar. 21 – … More

happy valentine’s day you sad sad people Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18) I Will Always Love You – Dolly … More

cHecK yOuR MoON aNd riSiNg Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18) Planning the tattoos you’ll get once it’s safer. You … More

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21) “I Know The End” by Phoebe Bridgers Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21) “The … More

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21) You can slap my ass online, it ain’t no thang. Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – … More

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21) Illustration by Mychal Miller Barely. Having left to find Pisces who wandered off into … More