Quest’s Quest’s

1. Pull your head out of your butt

2. Curse the moon

3. Lie very still and breathe

4. Cry a little bit

5. Eat fruits

6. Toot

7. Loot the bodies

8. Singe your hair on a hottie

9. Binge your emotions

10. Become thorny

11. Tape someone’s mouth shut

12. Stop raking leaves

13. Leave grevious wounds upon an institution

15. Dig a very big hole

16. Plant beets for the winter

17. Write your lover a letter

18. Don’t do your homework

19. Distract yourself with something insignificant

20. Signify a pinecone

21. Become of age

22. Rage

23. Make the layout editor hate you


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