Renn Fayre Predictions for the Signs

Aries: You will wake up on the Glawn at some point during the weekend, which is never the intention when you set out for the evening.

Taurus: You will take full advantage of the free food and drinks on campus, and receive some sort of free merchandise.

Gemini: You will get many compliments on your costume, even if you don’t actually wear one. But, you should probably go ahead and wear one.

Cancer: You will make a new friend during the weekend in the haze of the celebration, and you will keep in touch!

Leo: Many, many people will ask to kiss you. Are you going to say yes? You should say yes.

Virgo: You will get lost and be rescued by some alumni who are possibly up to some no good shenanigans, but will ultimately return you to safety.

Libra: You will sleep through an event you really wanted to go to, but will end up finding something better to do anyway.

Scorpio: You friends will pleasantly surprise you this weekend with either beverages, substances, or your party companion of choice.

Sagittarius: You will meet an alumnus with a lot of wisdom to bestow upon you at Meat Smoke, and you will take the advice to heart.

Capricorn: You will plan out your homework and study schedule for after Renn Fayre so meticulously that you can actually let go and answer the call of the party.

Aquarius: The environment of Renn Fayre will be surprisingly spiritual for you, and you will have an epiphany that changes your life for the better. 

Pisces: You will find HVMPLAY particularly amusing this year, and you will enjoy attending the night of your choice with dear friends.