The Signs as Reed Halloween Activities

Horoscope
Written By Piper S. McKeever

Aries

Seeing a just-released horror movie (The Substance?) in theater with your friends


Taurus

Going trick or treating on Thursday at 7:00pm sharp in the local Reed neighborhood


Gemini

Sacrificing someone to the Canyon Monster for that good ol’ ditch weed


Cancer

Confusing prospects by doing a couples costume with your best friend


Leo

Finding a costume that is the perfect balance between intellectual and slutty


Virgo

Carving a super sick pumpkin and waiting too long to throw it away (gross!)


Libra

Staying in the Library too late on Wednesday and getting eaten by the Stacks Minotaur


Scorpio

Convincing freshmen that their residence hall specifically is, like, super haunted


Sagittarius

Wearing your costume to class on Halloween even if you’re sure no one else will


Capricorn

Meticulously planning every single second of Halloweekend for your friends


Aquarius

Participating in the Pool Hall costume contest and possibly even winning


Pisces

Pretending like it’s not also Parents’ Weekend and drinking in public anyway


Piper S. McKeever

is a Quest Editor and junior philosophy major, and is academically interested in exploring the epistemological issues with LLMs and other machine learning technologies. In addition to editing at the Quest, Piper offers her web design experience and often contributes entertainment and opinion articles. When she’s not busy with reading, she loves to watch movies, write poetry and fiction, take walks in the sunshine, and pretend she’s Kierkegaard.

http://www.pipermckeever.com
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