The Signs as Reed Halloween Activities

Aries

Seeing a just-released horror movie (The Substance?) in theater with your friends

Taurus

Going trick or treating on Thursday at 7:00pm sharp in the local Reed neighborhood

Gemini

Sacrificing someone to the Canyon Monster for that good ol’ ditch weed

Cancer

Confusing prospects by doing a couples costume with your best friend

Leo

Finding a costume that is the perfect balance between intellectual and slutty

Virgo

Carving a super sick pumpkin and waiting too long to throw it away (gross!)

Libra

Staying in the Library too late on Wednesday and getting eaten by the Stacks Minotaur

Scorpio

Convincing freshmen that their residence hall specifically is, like, super haunted

Sagittarius

Wearing your costume to class on Halloween even if you’re sure no one else will

Capricorn

Meticulously planning every single second of Halloweekend for your friends

Aquarius

Participating in the Pool Hall costume contest and possibly even winning

Pisces

Pretending like it’s not also Parents’ Weekend and drinking in public anyway