“Let’s listen to the magical inside-out animal-shield man. He obviously has some good ideas.” It’s been a good year for … More
Category: Reviews
Suicide Squad is the Worst Movie of All Time. And I Love it.
With a 26% score on Rotten Tomatoes, the 2016 film, Suicide Squad is infamously so bad that its sequel is … More
Harrison Ford Was Set On Fire In Eliot 210 And I’m Not Joking
Everything You Didn’t Know You Needed To Know About The Possessed (1977) First of all: spoilers for all the things … More
Review: What’s Wrong With “Don’t Worry Darling”
After witnessing the discourse surrounding, as some call it, one of 2022’s most debated films, I decided that it was … More
Everything Actually Cool At New York Comic Con
It’s early October, and that means one thing: Comic-Con. In particular, New York Comic-Con, a weekend-long caffeine-fueled hype fest filled … More
Cameron Frye’s Day Off
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is one of the quintessential 80’s coming of age films. John Hughes’ lovable hooligan and titular … More
With Andor, Star Wars is Exciting Again
The new show, streaming Wednesdays, understands that heroes can be flawed — and that’s a good thing. I’ll start with … More
The Next Game of Thrones? I Suggest For All Mankind
Enough pessimistic fantasy — Apple TV’s ambitious alternate history drama is the best show you’ve never heard of, and it … More
The Sandman is a Dream Come True
The new Netflix series, an adaptation of Neil Gaiman’s “unfilmable” comic by the same name, is 30 years in the … More
Bane of My Existence, Not the Object of All My Desires: A Review of Bridgerton Season 2
Bridgerton season two was perhaps not what most viewers expected after the magical re-imagined world of Regency England that so … More