Horoscopes: The Signs as things to do at Spring-Fall

Aries

Dancing your soul out in the Student Union.

Taurus

Spraying wine at your friends in the wine fight. 

Gemini

Spraying wine at your enemies in the wine fight. 

Cancer

Making out at the thesis bonfire.

Leo

Putting your face into the chocolate fountain.

Virgo

Watching the rugby match.

Libra

Getting drunk at the beer garden. 

Scorpio

Burning your thesis.

Sagittarius

Eating alumni hot dogs.

Capricorn

Drumming in the thesis parade because Alondra told you to.

Aquarius

Tackling someone and giving them a concussion in the rugby match.

Pisces

Eating fruit snacks while dissociating in the Bagel Lounge.