Horoscope: The Signs as Final Girls

Which slasher heroine are you? Find out with our totally official horoscope!*

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis), Halloween franchise

Courtesy of Irish Times

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Nancy Thompson (Heather Langenkamp), A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

Courtesy of Medium

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

Erin Harson (Sharni Vinson), You’re Next (2011)

Courtesy of IMDB

Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)

Sidney Prescott (Neve Campbell), Scream franchise

Courtesy of Screen Queens

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Tree Gelbman (Jessica Rothe), Happy Death Day (2017)

Courtesy of Entertainment Weekly

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Sue Snell (Amy Irving), Carrie (1976)

Courtesy of The Film Experience

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Kirsty Cotton (Ashley Laurence), Hellraiser franchise

Courtesy of Crooked Marquee

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Gale Weathers (Courteney Cox), Scream franchise

Courtesy of Variety

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Sally Hardesty (Marilyn Burns), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

Courtesy of Den of Geek

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Mari Collingwood (Sandra Peabody), The Last House on the Left (1972)

Courtesy of Horror Parlor

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Ellen Ripley (Sigourney Weaver), Alien franchise

Courtesy of Indie Wire

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Jess Bradford (Olivia Hussey), Black Christmas (1974)

Courtesy of Bloody Disgusting

*Horoscope author has not seen most of these films and thus is not responsible for any unfavorable or undesirable results.

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