The Quest's Quests

True to our name, please enjoy some quests to attempt this week…

Graphic by Katherine Draves

Honk at a goose.

Give Pancho Savery a pinecone.

Chase your tail.

Drink a gallon of water in one sitting.

Introspect.

Gentrify Mars in like, fifty years.

Play hopscotch without chalk.

Yearn. 

Find out how much three different people really value symmetry.

Write a poem using only the vocabulary in this list. 

Learn a word of Bahasa Indonesia. 

Don’t give up.

Derive the formula for the optimal hug.

Pretend you’re straight for a few minutes.

Start a mutual-aid community of farmers that relies on gifting, bartering, and witchcraft, and maybe invite me please?

Be kind to a bug.

Watch any Nicholas Cage movie. 

Eat a Nature Valley Oats ‘n Honey granola bar. 

Draw beautiful genitals. 

Compliment three people who really deserve it.

Run away and live your truest bigfoot lifestyle. 

Evolve.