The Quest's Quests Part II

Eat a book.

Be mean to a Quest editor.

Make art out of sticks and leaves.

Call yourself a sexy motherfucker in the mirror.

Summon a demon.

Shotgun a Yerba Mate.

Buy a bag of magical legumes.

Discover the true meaning of Justice (δικαιοσύνη) through a medium other than language.

Dig a hole.

Establish a secret society of philosophers that have no reason to be secret.

Count aw youw widdle fingie wingies and toesie woesies.

Hnnnnnnnngruhfffk!

Get a degree in economics.

Dismantle capitalism.

Exult.

Bean someone with a bean.

Drink the rest of your water bottle, right now. You won’t.

Kiss a worm.

New vocab, new poem.

Tweeze.

Go wash your hands, ya filthy animal.

Give your stressed out friend a back massage, but socially distantly with one of those grabber arm things. 

Name three songs.