The Signs as Caffeine Delivery Methods

Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19)

Quad Shot Espresso via IV Drip

Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20)

Civet Coffee

Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20)

Yerba Mate

Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22)

Coffee Beans (crunch crunch)

Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22)

4 Loko (the good stuff)

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22)

Hario V60 Pour Over

Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22)

Caffeine Pills 

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21)

Caffeine Pills…Crushed and Snorted

Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)

Diet Coke

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)

Blond Ristretto

Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)

Earl Grey

Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20)

Vanilla Bean Frappuccino