Horoscope: The Signs as Methods of Birth Control

Libra: September 23–October 23

Vasectomy

Scorpio: October 24–November 21

Implant

Sagittarius: November 22–December 21

NuvaRing

Capricorn: December 22–January 19

Anal

Aquarius: January 20–February 18

Rhythm method

Pisces: February 19–March 20

Abstinence

Aries: March 21–April 19

Pulling out

Taurus: April 20–May 20

Condom (internal or external)

Gemini: May 21–June 21

IUD

Cancer: June 22–July 22

The spermicide from those Annie Murphy ads

Leo: July 23–August 22

The pill

Virgo: August 23–September 22

Incel

PS: For real information about birth control and safe sex, contact the HCC, talk to a SHARE Advocate, or visit the Planned Parenthood website. You can also order condoms, lubricant, and dental dams to be delivered to your mailstop through the SHARE website!