The Quest’s Quests
All of these things are based on stories I heard over the course of writing Olde Reed is so Back, but I wasn't able to work some of them into the actual column.
Get naked and cover yourself in fluorescent paint for Renn Fayre
Make a documentary about something at Reed
Stage a coup in a club you're part of
Revive the Tool Kollectiv
Make a fake Doyle Owl
Go to the Goodwill bins and grab some random shit to put on the free bench
Watch the fish ladder for a while
Attend Bring Art to Renn Fayre this Saturday at noon on the SU porch
Go streaking at Lewis & Clark of your own free will
Praise the Obelisk
Join the War on Drugs on the side of drugs
Fill a bathtub with something other than water and jump in
Paint a mural
Vote in the Student Body elections
Annoy an elected official with a fun new noisemaker
Wander campus in a Renn Faire outfit complaining about how Olde Reed is dead while whacking yourself with a textbook
Design something and laser cut or 3D print it in the physics subbasement
Rent a helicopter and carry off the Doyle Owl in it
Get a coffee at Paradox
Scrounge some free furniture from the curb and put it in the SU
Go to a Renn Fayre softball game and be the announcer
Put on an art exhibition
Invent a new sport (ideally played on bikes) and host a competition
Make a weirdly specific playlist
Finish what they could not… construct a see-saw!
Do something nice for your fellow Reedies
Touch The Owl
