HVMPLAY MMXXV IS CANCELLED

It’s that time of year again, folks! It’s time to catch up on all that reading you should’ve been doing throughout the semester. Time to go to the library for endless hours, hoping you’ll cram enough material into your over-caffeinated brain to pass that wretched group requirement class you didn’t think was as important as your 300-level major requirement class, which you also don’t feel prepared for. Should you switch majors? Probably not… Not to worry though, the end is nigh! There’s only a few more weeks ‘til summer, and you ALL know what that means! HVMPLAY… has been canceled. There’s just too much work to get done. We’d like to apologize and we hope everyone knows not to come to VOLLUM LECTURE HALL at 9:00pm on THURSDAY, APRIL 24 for sober night, or FRIDAY, APRIL 25 for drunk night, or SATURDAY, APRIL 26 for high night. 

I’m sure we can all agree that fun and humor and bacchic revelry are NOT what we need right now. We really do want to do the show. It's just that there’s so much homework, plus work-work, you know? We just hope that y’all have a good time anywhere but Vollum Lecture Hall at 9:00pm on April 24, 25, or 26.