The Horoscope as Spring/Fall Predictions

You will be spooked by a stilt performer and have a nightmare about it

Aquarius

You will take advantage of the free drinks at Paradox

Pisces

You will have a laugh at the Giant Worm show

Aries

You will get an AOD. Better luck next time

Taurus

You will finally go to SHARE Bar and see what that’s about

Gemini

You will have fun making arts and crafts in Winch Common Room

Leo

You will forget that Spring/Fall is happening altogether

Libra

You will take the scavenger hunt too seriously

Virgo

You will learn how to juggle and realize you’re decent at it

Capricorn 

You will find your soulmate at Paradox Speed Dating

Cancer

You will go to see WMD and will run into an old friend at the show

Sagittarius 

You will go to drag brunch hungover and complain the entire time

Scorpio