The Horoscope as College Rock Songs

Horoscope
Written By Piper S. McKeever

Aries

Is She Weird - Pixies


Taurus

My Finest Hour - The Sundays


Gemini

Ancient Walls of Flowers - Marcy Playground


Cancer

Never Ending Math Equation - Modest Mouse


Leo

Girlfriend in a Coma - The Smiths


Virgo

Waiting Room - Fugazi


Libra

Freak Scene - Dinosaur Jr.


Scorpio

Plateau - Meat Puppets


Sagittarius

Sucked Out - Superdrag


Capricorn

April Skies - The Jesus and Mary Chain


Aquarius

Getchoo - Weezer


Pisces

New Mistake - Jellyfish


Piper S. McKeever

is a Quest Editor and junior philosophy major, and is academically interested in exploring the epistemological issues with LLMs and other machine learning technologies. In addition to editing at the Quest, Piper offers her web design experience and often contributes entertainment and opinion articles. When she’s not busy with reading, she loves to watch movies, write poetry and fiction, take walks in the sunshine, and pretend she’s Kierkegaard.

http://www.pipermckeever.com
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