Horoscope: The Signs as Littlest Pet Shops

Horoscope

Aug 23

Aries: #1810

This little husky could absolutely give you a chaotically good time, however they have an incredibly kickable nature.

Mentally not here.

Has appointed themself in charge of party planning. And will be taking no notes.

I’m sorry, but someone had to get stuck with one of the cursed 3rd generation creatures.

Part of a series where they tried making the LPS fuzzy. Original and cute but slightly pompous.

Judging you verbally instead of silently.

Has a glittery and sweet personality, but DEFINITELY annoying.

Assertive because they care about you. But also because you are a little incompetent, it's not a them problem.

The type of person that would say “here for a good time, not a long time.”

Who?

A. Looks high out of its mind B. Weird and mischievous C. Accessorizes.

Also mentally not here, but in a slightly more introspective way. Also them being a bug just checks out.

Lindsey Babcock