Horoscope: The Signs as Tonsures

Earth Signs (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn)

Hazing Tradition for Denver Broncos Tonsure

Air Signs (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius)

Vertical Tonsure!

Fire Signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius)

“Pious” Ebay Tonsure Wig, $14.99

Water Signs (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces)

Prince Zuko Reverse Tonsure