The Signs as Alcohol

Aries - Margarita

You are classic, but still super fun, which is why you’re a margarita.

Taurus - Champagne

What can you say, you like the simple–but classy–things in life.

Gemini - Beer

You kind of suck. So you have to be beer.

Cancer - Red Wine

You’re classy. You embody a nice, oaky red wine.

Leo - Fireball

You’re fierce and can sometimes be intense. Fireball is your drink.

Virgo - Hard Cider

A nice, crisp, hard cider. No further explanation.

Libra - Hard Seltzer

You like to party, so would be some type of hard seltzer. A White Claw. Truly, maybe?

Scorpio - Scotch on the Rocks

Quite wise, with a little bit of an edge—you are scotch on the rocks.

Sagittarius - Sake

You like something a little bit less known, but still has a kick to it, so you’re sake.

Capricorn - Vodka Soda

You just need something to sip on throughout the night. Who can go wrong with a vodka soda?

Aquarius - Mead

Mead. It's unique, a little underrated, but delicious nonetheless.

Pisces - Tequila Shots

Tequila shots. And yes, with the salt and lime.

By Madeleine Voth