The Signs as Caffeine

Aries

5 empty cans of Red Bull

Taurus

cheap homemade keurig coffee with expensive oat milk

Gemini

earl gray in broken tea cups

Cancer 

flat Dr Pepper

Leo 

late night Monster energy

Virgo

chai from that hipster place down the street

Libra

so much Yerba mate their entire body shakes

Scorpio

latte with an extra shot, but claims caffeine doesn’t affect them

Sagittarius

espresso martini

Capricorn

an americano (why?)

Aquarius

matcha, but wants to try caffeine patches for funPisces a gallon of Arizona sweet tea

By Lindsey Babcock