Horoscope: The Signs as Cocktails

  • Aries (March 21 – April 19)

    • Long Island Iced Tea

      • Ingredients:

        • 3/4 ounce vodka

        • 3/4 ounce white rum

        • 3/4 ounce silver tequila

        • 3/4 ounce gin

        • 3/4 ounce triple sec

        • 3/4 ounce simple syrup

        • 3/4 ounce lemon juice, freshly squeezed

        • Cola, to top

        • Garnish: lemon wedge

      • Steps

        • Add the vodka, rum, tequila, gin, triple sec, simple syrup and lemon juice to a Collins glass filled with ice.

        • Top with a splash of the cola and stir briefly.

        • Garnish with a lemon wedge.

        • Serve with a straw.

  • Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

    • White Russian 

      • Ingredients

        • 2 ounces vodka

        • 1 ounce Kahlúa

        • 1 splash heavy cream

      • Steps

        • Add the vodka and Kahlúa to a rocks glass filled with ice.

        • Top with the heavy cream and stir.

  • Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

    • Aperol Spritz

      • Ingredients

        • Ice

        • 3 ounces (1 part) Aperol

        • 3 ounces (1 part) dry Prosecco

        • 1 ounce (a splash) club soda or unflavored sparkling water

        • Orange slice, for garnish

      • Steps

        • Add ice to a wine glass until it is nearly full. Pour in the Aperol (I usually eyeball this and pour until I’ve filled about one-third of the glass).

        • Pour in an equal amount of Prosecco. Top your drink off with a splash of club soda and add a slice of orange. Enjoy!

  • Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

    • Grapefruit Sunrise

      • Ingredients

        • 1 part regular vodka

        • 2 parts ruby red grapefruit juice drink

        • 1 part orange liqueur

        • Splash lemon juice

        • Splash grenadine

        • Optional: Ruby red grapefruit slices and/or rosemary sprigs for garnish

      • Steps

        • Mix vodka, ruby red grapefruit juice, orange liqueur, and lemon juice together and pour in a glass over ice. Top with grenadine. Garnish with grapefruit slices and/or rosemary sprigs, if desired.

  • Leo (July 23 – August 22)

    • Sex on the Beach

      • Ingredients

        • ice

        • 50ml vodka

        • 25ml peach schnapps

        • 2 oranges, juiced, plus 2 slices to garnish

        • 50ml cranberry juice

        • glacé cherries, to garnish (optional)

      • Steps

        • Fill two tall glasses with ice cubes. Pour the vodka, peach schnapps and fruit juices into a large jug and stir.

        • Divide the mixture between the two glasses and stir gently to combine. Garnish with the cocktail cherries and orange slices.

  • Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

    • Negroni 

      • Ingredients

        • 1 ounce gin

        • 1 ounce Campari

        • 1 ounce sweet vermouth

        • Garnish: orange peel

      • Steps

        • Add the gin, Campari and sweet vermouth to a mixing glass filled with ice, and stir until well-chilled.

        • Strain into a rocks glass filled with large ice cubes.

        • Garnish with an orange peel.

  • Libra (September 23 – October 22)

    • Farmers Cocktail:

      • Ingredients:

        • 3 1-inch-thick cubes watermelon

        • 3/4 ounce simple syrup

        • 2 ounces Veev spirit

        • 1/4 ounce Aperol

        • 1 ounce tomato juice, freshly pressed

        • 3/4 ounce lime juice, freshly squeezed

        • Garnish: 3 cherry tomatoes, speared

      • Steps:

        • Add the watermelon cubes and simple syrup into a shaker and muddle.

        • Add the Veev, Aperol, and tomato and lime juices, plus ice, and shake until well-chilled.

        • Double-strain into a highball glass.

        • Garnish with three speared cherry tomatoes.

  • Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

    • Watermelon Mojito

      • Ingredients

        • 4 ounces seedless watermelon, chopped

        • 4 large mint leaves

        • 1 tablespoon agave nectar

        • 1/4 ounce lime juice, freshly squeezed

        • 1 1/2 ounces light rum

        • Garnish: lemon twist

      • Steps

        • In a shaker, muddle the watermelon and mint with the agave nectar and lime juice.

        • Add the rum and fill the shaker with ice.

        • Shake until well chilled, and strain into a rocks glass over fresh ice.

        • Garnish with a lemon twist.

  • Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

    • whiskey sour

      • Ingredients

        • 2 ounces bourbon

        • ¾ ounce fresh lemon juice

        • ¾ ounce simple syrup

        • ½ orange wheel (for serving)

        • Maraschino cherry (for serving)

      • Steps

        • Combine bourbon, lemon juice, and simple syrup in a cocktail shaker.

        • Fill the shaker with ice, cover, and shake vigorously until the outside of the shaker is very cold, about 20 seconds.

        • Strain cocktail through a Hawthorne strainer or a slotted spoon into an old-fashioned or rocks glass filled with ice. Garnish with orange wheel and cherry.

  • Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

    • Mango Mimosas (Add cut up Strawberries for a fun addition)

      • Ingredients

        • 2 ounces Mango juice smoothie

        • Sparkling wine, chilled, to top (best with prosecco or champagne - but the cheap stuff)

        • Sliced strawberries (optional)

      • Steps

        • Optional: Add a tablespoon of slice strawberries to the champagne flute 

        • Pour the juice into a Champagne flute.

        • Top with the sparkling wine.

  • Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

    • Blue Hawaii

      • Ingredients

        • 1 ounce white rum

        • 1 ounce vodka

        • ¾ ounce blue curacao

        • 2 ounces pineapple juice

        • ½ ounce lime juice 

        • ½ ounce lemon juice

        • ½ ounce simple syrup

        • Crushed ice, for serving

        • Garnish: pineapple wedge, cocktail cherry, drink umbrella (optional)

      • Steps:

        • Place the rum, vodka, blue curacao, pineapple juice, lime juice, lemon juice and simple syrup in a cocktail shaker. Add 2 handfuls of ice and shake until cold.

        • Strain the drink into a hurricane glass filled with crushed ice. Garnish with a pineapple wedge and cherry.

  • Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

    • Moscow Mule

      • Ingredients

        • 2 ounces vodka

        • 1/2 ounce lime juice, freshly squeezed

        • 3 ounces ginger beer, chilled

        • Garnish: lime wheel

      • Steps

        • Fill a Moscow Mule mug (or highball glass) with ice, then add the vodka and lime juice.

        • Top with the ginger beer.

        • Garnish with a lime wheel.