The Signs as Soup

Co-authored by Sage Doane


Aries (March 21 – April 19):
Cream of mushroom

Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Chicken noodle

Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Split pea soup

Cancer (June 21 – July 22): French onion

Leo (July 23 – August 22): Watermelon Gazpacho

Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Šaltibarščiai

Libra (September 23 – October 22): Corn Chowder

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): Chicken Nyquil soup

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Dumpling soup

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Lentil soup

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Broccoli cheddar 

Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Beach bar tomato