The Quests' Quests

Smoke blue lotus

Become grotesque

Assume risk

Speak with a lisp

Touch the tip

Smush fruit (ripe)

Distinguish between type

Strive

Drive me downtown

Be a clown

Brown in the sun

Pat your buns

Listen, hun

Shoot a gun (sex)

Give me your best

Skip this quest

Lust

Crust a crown jewel

Blow your nose

Accept one fewer toe

Eat more

Grow

Hoe