The Quests' Quests
Smoke blue lotus
Become grotesque
Assume risk
Speak with a lisp
Touch the tip
Smush fruit (ripe)
Distinguish between type
Strive
Drive me downtown
Be a clown
Brown in the sun
Pat your buns
Listen, hun
Shoot a gun (sex)
Give me your best
Skip this quest
Lust
Crust a crown jewel
Blow your nose
Accept one fewer toe
Eat more
Grow
Hoe