Horoscope: The Signs as Things To Purchase Using the Quest’s $10 “Command Hook” Budget

Pisces: February 19 - March 20

IKEA Kornsnö

Aries: March 21 - April 19

Batman Costume

Taurus: April 20 - May 20

Slime

Gemini: May 21 - June 21

One (1) Oat Vanilla Latte with 2 pumps of Mocha, 2.5 pumps lavender syrup, whipped cream, extra ice, five shakes of cinnamon, brown sugar, peppermint sticks.

Cancer: June 22 - July 22 

Black Market Top Surgery (comes with gangrene)

Leo: July 23 - August 22

1/30th of the 10ft Tall Home Depot Skeleton

Virgo: August 23 - September 22

Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime Tea

Libra: September 23 - October 23

Command Hooks

Scorpio: October 24 - November 21

Ketamine

Sagittarius: November 22 - December 21 

Jeans from Goodwill with mysterious stains (adds character)

Capricorn: December - January 19

3 bag of Werner Watermelon Rings

Aquarius: January 20 - February 18

Ten $1 cans of beans