The Signs As My Favorite Things About Denver International Airport
Aries: March 21–April 19
The Huge Tent (supposedly it’s supposed to look like the mountains?)
Taurus: April 20–May 20
The cool, fun art
Gemini: May 21–June 21
The weird, haunted art
Cancer: June 22–July 22
Driving 30 minutes out from the city limits of Denver through dry lifeless empty prairie to reach Denver International Airport
Leo: July 23–August 22
Blucifer, the three-story-tall $650,000 evil blue horse with glowing red eyes that killed its creator
Virgo: August 23–September 22
They used to have TCBY but both locations closed down years ago and the airport hasn’t been the same since, to be perfectly honest
Libra: September 23–October 23
The moving sidewalks
Scorpio: October 24–November 21
The conspiracy theories
Sagittarius: November 22–December 21
The tram that plays funny cowboy music when you ride it and has, like, little pinwheels on the tunnel walls that spin around when you pass them
Capricorn: December 22–January 19
The second floor that every terminal concourse has and no one goes there (why would they?) so it’s always abandoned and ghost-ridden
Aquarius: January 20–February 18
The gargoyles
Pisces: February 19–March 20
Leaving Denver International Airport