The Signs as Spicy Placements

Libra (9/23 - 10/22)

The Dusk of the Age of Aquarius.

Scorpio (10/23 - 11/21)

Cancer of the Venus. :/

Sagittarius (11/22 - 12/21)

Triple Capricorn. God help those who love you, dude.

Capricorn (12/22 - 1/19)

Aquarius sun/Scorpio everything else. As the Irwins would say—Crikey, mate.

Aquarius (1/20 - 2/18)

What, this isn't bad enough for you? Giving that a Mike’s Hard Lemonade, friend.

Pisces (2/19 - 3/20)

Leo/Virgo cusp. No attention to detail, just attention.

Aries (3/21 - 4/19)

Bad Moon/Rising, all cardinal. Oof.

Taurus (4/20 (blaze it) - 5/20)

Neptune in the House of the Rising Sun.

Gemini (5/21 - 6/20)

A Pisces man. Condolences, bro.

Cancer (6/21 - 7/22)

Gemini. Just Gemini. Is this yikes bait?

Leo (7/23 - 8/22)

Air sun/fire moon combo. Spontaneous combustion in a chart, bud.

Virgo (8/23 - 9/22)

Even split air/water signs, all mutable.