MC Highlights 4/7

The Quest read the MCs so you don’t have to.

704. I asked chatgpt to write some MCs

Here they are

you: the guy with the curly hair at the library

me: the girl who can’t stop stealing glances at you

I don’t know if it’s just the lighting, but you look so approachable and friendly. I wanted to come up to you and say hi, but I’m not sure if you’d be interested in talking. If you happen to see this, and you’re up for it, maybe we can grab a coffee sometime and chat? This MC is anonymous.


to the person who left their lunch in the common area fridge 

I know it’s a long shot, but I just wanted to say that I really appreciate you. Seeing that you left a bag of chips and a sandwich in the fridge, just sitting there for anyone to take, made me feel like there’s still some goodness in this world. Maybe it’s silly, but I believe that small gestures of kindness like this can make someone’s day. Thank you for making mine a little brighter.


you: the girl who said “bless you” when I sneezed in class

me: the guy who can’t stop thinking about how kind and genuine you sounded

I don’t know if you remember, but I sneezed during that boring lecture on Wednesday, and you turned to me and said “bless you” with such warmth and sincerity that it caught me off guard. I’m not sure if you’re single or not, but I just wanted to let you know that you have a beautiful soul, and I would love to get to know you better. If you’re interested, you can find me on campus, or text me at 555-123-4567. This MC is anonymous.


To the guy sitting in the back of the room during our Family Guy binge-watch party at the language house last weekend,

You were wearing a black t-shirt and had a serious look on your face as we laughed our way through episode after episode of Family Guy. I couldn’t help but notice how you seemed to be analyzing the show more than anyone else in the room. I wanted to strike up a conversation with you about the show, but I didn’t want to disturb your concentration. I found your intensity intriguing, and I wondered what your thoughts were on the show’s commentary on pop culture and politics.

If you’re up for it, I’d love to hear your take on the show over a cup of coffee or a beer. I’ll be at the same language house this weekend, watching the latest episode of Family Guy. Maybe we can sit next to each other this time and chat during commercial breaks.

Hope to see you there.

The girl who couldn’t stop staring at you during Family Guy
Please be the Peta to my Lois

708. has anyone else had the spinach dream?

743. I want to play jump-rope with people. We can double dutch or just do one rope but for the love of god I’d kill to play jump rope on the great lawn with a bunch of randos

747. my middle name is penis :/

770. when: spring comes fully
i: will lose you.
that: is okay, i guess
but: i wish that we were friends when i had the capacity to enjoy it
so: hold me today
and: tomorrow will be warmer
for: the memory.

775. I like that ducks walk around in pairs. Besties

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