Monday, January 30 – Wednesday, February 22
Monday, January 30
1652; No Contact Order; Campus
“A No Contact Order was put in place at the request of the Title IX Coordinator.”
Stay safe, we hope you’re taking care of yourself.
Tuesday, January 31
1732; Suspicious Person/Activity/Circumstances; Canyon
“A CSO on patrol encountered a known houseless individual carrying a bag of cans through campus. The CSO reminded the individual that looking through garbage on campus is not allowed and the individual began walking northward toward the Steele Street campus perimeter. As the individual did so, they let go of their dog’s leash, allowing it to wander freely. When the CSO reminded the individual of the campus leash policy, the individual ignored the CSO, so the CSO verbally excluded the individual at that time. The CSO continued to escort the individual until they had exited campus.”
1704; Medical Assist – Other; Sports Center
“A CSO responded to a request for medical assistance at the Sports Center. Upon arrival, the CSO met with a Reed staff member who was assisting a Reed student who had sustained an injury. First aid had already been administered and the CSO requested that Dispatch contact American Medical Response for transport to a nearby medical facility for further care of the injury. The CSO cleared from the call once the student had been transported.”
Oh no, we hope you feel better soon!
Wednesday, February 1
0347; Damage to Property; West Lot
“A CSO on patrol in the West Lot encountered a vehicle with a smashed window. The CSO did not notice any other signs of tampering or theft. The vehicle was registered with Community Safety so Dispatch was able to send an email to the owner advising them of the damage.”
Oh no, we hope you can get the damage fixed!
Thursday, February 2
1217; Cannabis Use or Possession; Greenwood
“While walking the Canyon trail toward Greenwood, the CS Director encountered the odor of cannabis. As he approached Greenwood, he observed an individual standing underneath the Greenwood building, holding what appeared to be a cannabis joint. The individual confirmed the Director’s observation and also confirmed that they were a student. The student asked if where they were standing was not a good place to smoke cannabis. The Director informed the student that there is no place on campus that smoking cannabis is allowed. The student apologized and extinguished what was left of the cannabis joint.”
<3 Gary Granger, hit me up if you ever want to smoke a cannabis joint
Friday, February 3
2147; Unattended Alcohol or Drugs; McKinley Residence Hall
“A CSO on patrol observed a large bottle of alcohol sitting unattended on the kitchen table in McKinley residence hall. When the CSO asked nearby residents if they knew whose it was, no one did. Because the bottle was unattended and the owner was not found, the CSO disposed of the alcohol.”
“CSO attacked with AOD … CSO missed! Gain 10 cp.”
Saturday, February 4
0034; Damage to Property/Fire; Reed College Apartments
Notes: A CSO responded to a fire alarm in a Reed College apartment. Upon arrival, the CSO met with the residents of the unit, who relayed that they had burned some popcorn but had successfully extinguished the fire. The CSO observed a bit of burnt ash where a small fire had been and a few scorch marks on the floor from the fire, but no other damage. The CSO reset the fire alarm panel and wished the students a better rest of their evening.
The popcorn’s on fire! THE POPCORN’S ON FIRE!
Sunday, February 5
2218; Theft from Vehicle; Reed College Apartments
“A CSO responded to a report of theft from a vehicle that was parked in the Reed College apartments parking lot. The CSO met with the owner of the vehicle, a student, who stated that they had believed their vehicle was securely locked when two backpacks had been stolen from the vehicle’s trunk. The student continued that upon closer inspection, they observed that a rear door locking mechanism had failed and the door had remained unlocked, which the student surmised, was how the unknown individual accessed the vehicle with no signs of damage. The backpacks contained an iPad and MacBook. The CSO recommended the student file a claim with their insurance company and a theft report with the Portland Police.”
Oh no, we hope you get your stuff back!
Tuesday, February 7
1305; Theft – Bike/Burglary/Clery Act Reportable Incident; Reed College Apartments
“A CSO responded to a report of bike theft from a Reed College apartment. The CSO met with the bike owner and their housemate. The housemate stated that they had first noticed the bike was missing from inside the apartment, but assumed the owner had taken it out. When the bike owner returned home, they confirmed that they had not taken the bike anywhere. Both residents agreed that the unit had been locked during the time the bike went missing and no one else had permission to enter the apartment. The residents were unsure if the deadbolt had been secured and no visible signs of forced entry were observed.”
Oh no, we hope you get your bike back!
1846; Medical Transport – Other; Residence Hall
“A CSO responded to a request for medical assistance at a residence hall. The CSO met with the residents, one of whom was experiencing a medical emergency and had already requested American Medical Response for transport. The CSO remained with the student until paramedics arrived and transported the student to a nearby medical facility for further care.”
Scary, we hope you’re okay!
Friday, February 10
1018; Evidence of Drug Use; Foster Residence Hall
“A CSO on patrol in Foster residence hall encountered the diffuse odor of cannabis. The CSO was unable to locate the odor to a specific source.”
Diffuse? That’s a first.
1039; Information Only; Eliot Circle
“CSOs responded to a verbal altercation taking place in Eliot Circle. Upon arrival, the CSOs met with two delivery drivers who had been involved in a minor accident on Woodstock Blvd and had pulled off onto Eliot Drive to discuss the particulars. The drivers disagreed on the details of the accident, and had begun shouting at each other. One of the CSOs resumed their patrol priorities, while the other CSO remained on the scene to ensure the conflict was resolved peacefully.”
What drama, what action! Someone grab that burnt popcorn
1103; Suspicious Person/Activity/Circumstances; GCC/Bookstore
“A CSO responded to a report of an unknown individual potentially experiencing a mental health crisis in the bookstore. While en route to the bookstore, the CSO was notified that the individual had moved to the Great Lawn and was hiding underneath a tree. The CSO met with the reporting party not far from where the individual now was, and the reporting party provided the details as to why they were concerned for the individual. The CSO engaged with the individual, who was lying underneath a tree, and before the CSO was able to ascertain the individual’s situation, the individual apologized for being on campus and proceeded to head southward, off of campus. No further action was taken.”
We hope you’re okay!
1602; Damage to Property; Lower North Lot
“A CSO responded to a report of a damaged vehicle in the Lower North Lot. The CSO met with the vehicle owner, a student, who reported that one of their vehicle tires had been slashed upwards of 20 times. The student did not have any idea who would have cause to damage the vehicle tire. The student had called AAA for assistance and the CSO also recommended that they file a police report.”
Scary, we hope you can get your car fixed?
2156; Medical Assist – Other; Residence Hall
“CSOs responded to a request for medical assistance at a residence hall. Upon arrival, they met with the reporting party who was concerned for their friend who was feeling unwell. After an evaluation and a recommendation from the On-Call area coordinator, paramedics were contacted to request a more thorough assessment. Ultimately, the student in distress declined medical transport, and the CSOs cleared from the call after the student showed signs of improvement.”
We hope you’re feeling better!
Saturday, February 11
0854; Theft of Vehicle/Clery Act Reportable Incident; 28 West
“A student arrived at 28 West to report that their vehicle had been stolen from the lot behind 28 West. This vehicle had been involved in multiple prior reports regarding damage and attempted theft. The CSO sympathized with the vehicle owner and recommended they also file a report with the Portland Police Department.”
Oh no, we hope you get your car back!
1932; Exclusion; Student Union
“CSOs responded to a report of an unknown individual smoking cigarettes in the Student Union. Upon arrival, the CSOs encountered a previously excluded individual smoking cigarettes in the north loft. The CSOs escorted the individual off campus without incident.”
The slaves of Lady Nicotine, slithering through the night
Sunday, February 12
1237; Theft from Vehicle; West Lot
“A student arrived at 28 West to report that two days prior, while their vehicle had been parked in the West Lot, the vehicle rear door window had been smashed, and the surrounding door frame had been damaged, in a break-in. The student reported that nothing of significant value had been stolen.”
Damn, a lot of cars getting broken into, stay safe out there guys!
Monday, February 13
2116; Information Only; Campus
“A student reported unwanted contact by a Reed alum. The director of Community Safety is following up on this report.”
Stay safe, we hope you’re taking care of yourself.
Tuesday, February 14
0004; Information Only; Trillium
“CSOs responded to an audible fire alarm in the Trillium residence hall. After a thorough search they determined that no signs of smoke or fire were present the CSOs reset the alarm panel and cleared from the call.”
Not again… crying for you guys
0748; Medical Assist – Other; Residence Hall
“CSOs responded to a possible medical emergency in a residence hall. There they met with a student with a known medical condition. After a short conversation with, and assessment of, the student, CSOs recommended that the student be seen for further medical care. The student agreed and arranged a ride to a nearby medical facility for further care.”
Scary, we hope you’re okay!
1219; Theft – Bike; Naito Hall
“A student contacted the Community Safety Dispatcher to notify them that their bike had been stolen from the bike rack outside of Naito Hall where it had been secured. The Dispatcher recommended the student also file a police report.”
Oh no, we hope you get your bike back!
1727; Temporary Exclusion; Campus
“The director issued a temporary exclusion to a Reed alum based on continuing circumstances discussed in a prior report.”
Stay safe yall
1746; Suspicious Person/Activity/Circumstances; Grove Lot
“A CSO on patrol in the Grove Lot encountered an individual looking through the recycling and garbage bins. Because the CSO had previously encountered the same individual doing the same thing on prior occasions, the CSO formally excluded the individual and escorted them off of campus.”
Damn. Lot of exclusions this blotter.
Thursday, February 16
0019; Medical Assist – Other; Residence Hall
“CSOs responded to a request for medical assistance in a residence hall. They met with a student who had taken medications with possible contraindications. After discussing options with the student, the student opted to have emergency medical technicians respond for an evaluation. American Medical Response was contacted and the student was evaluated by emergency medical technicians. The technicians concluded that the symptoms the student was experiencing were not life-threatening and would resolve themselves over time. The student felt comfortable with this information and the CSOs cleared from the call.”
Scary, we hope you’re okay!
1411; Theft – Bike; Scholz Residence Hall
“A CSO responded to a report of bike theft from Scholz residence hall. The CSO met with the bike owner who stated that they believed the bike had possibly been stolen during winter break. The bike had been secured with a bike lock, which the student found cut and lying on the floor. The CSO sympathized with the student and recommended they also file a police report.”
Another bike?! We hope you get your stuff back!
Friday, February 17
1505; Suspicious Person/Activity/Circumstances; West Lot
“A CSO on foot patrol in the East Lot encountered a vehicle driving slowly up and down the rows of parking spaces. Having observed that the vehicle passed multiple available parking spaces, the CSO continued to observe the vehicle. The vehicle exited the lot and proceeded west on Woodstock Blvd. The CSO proceeded to the West Lot where they again encountered the same vehicle, driving slowly through the lot. The vehicle then left the lot and headed north on 28th Avenue. The CSO drove the CS vehicle through the middle of campus to the North lot, where, their suspicions confirmed, they again saw the vehicle driving through the lot. The vehicle had been parked and the driver was walking a small dog along the sidewalk. When another CSO intercepted the individual walking the dog, the individual stated that they had been waiting to pick up their sister and then became defensive when asked further questions. All CSOs have been advised of the vehicle and driver description in case they are seen on campus again.”
Saturday, February 18
0256; Medical Assist – Alcohol; Residence Hall
“A CSO responded to a request for assistance in a residence hall where it was reported that a student possibly required medical intervention. The CSO met with the student whom the report was regarding, and the student was coherent and did not exhibit signs of alcohol or other drug overdose. The CSO did provide the student with an escort back to their room and then cleared from the call.”
Scary, we hope you’re okay!
0635; Accident; Library
“A CSO on vehicle patrol near the library accidentally hit a landscapng [sic] rock while maneuvering the vehicle through campus. Minor damage was caused to the bumper of the vehicle.”
“That rock was IN THE WAY!”
1233; Theft – Bike; Scholz
“A CSO responded to a report of bike theft from the Scholz residence hall. The CSO met with a student who reported that they had last seen their bike on the eleventh, secured in the bike storage room in Scholz, and the morning of the report they found their bike lock cut and lying in the floor and the bike was missing. The CSO sympathized with the student and also recommended they file a report with the Portland Police Bureau.”
Good luck getting your stuff back!
2321; Unattended Alcohol or Drugs; Student Union
“A CSO responding to a noise complaint in the vicinity of the Student Union encountered unattended alcohol in the record storage room of the Student Union, where there was evidence of a gathering. The CSO disposed of the alcohol and continued on with their patrol priorities.”
I really need the CSO’s to write a guide on finding “unattended alcohol”…
Monday, February 20
2030; Damage to Property; Grove Lot
“A student arrived at 28 West to report that there had been an unsuccessful attempt to steal the license plate off of their vehicle. The student had installed anti-theft bolts, which showed signs of tampering. Additionally, the license plate was bent from an attempt to forcibly remove it from the vehicle.”
What is going on with cars lately? Stay safe out there!
Tuesday, February 21
1627; Damage to Property/Theft of Motor Vehicle/Clery Act Reportable Incident; East Lot
“A CSO responded to a report of a vehicle break-in in the East Lot. The CSO met with the vehicle owner who stated that they had returned to their vehicle to find that the ignition switch had been removed from the vehicle. The CSO encouraged the owner to report the damage to the Portland Police. Approximately six hours later, another CSO checking on the vehicle observed that the driver’s side door lock had been drilled out. This matched a pattern seen in prior situations in which after the door lock was removed, the vehicle was stolen. Dispatch contacted the vehicle owner and recommended that they remove the vehicle’s battery so that the vehicle could not be stolen before the owner had a chance to have it towed away for repairs. The vehicle owner did so.”
Oh no, we hope you can get your car fixed!
Wednesday, February 22
1351; Damage to Property; East Lot
“A CSO on patrol encountered a vehicle with a shattered rear driver’s side window. The doors were locked and there appeared to be no other damage or signs of tampering.”
Dude…how the f**k is everyone getting their goddamn car stolen and we STILL DONT HAVE ENOUGH PARKING SPACe