Aries – Margarita
You are classic, but still super fun, which is why you’re a margarita.
Taurus – Champagne
What can you say, you like the simple–but classy–things in life.
Gemini – Beer
You kind of suck. So you have to be beer.
Cancer – Red Wine
You’re classy. You embody a nice, oaky red wine.
Leo – Fireball
You’re fierce and can sometimes be intense. Fireball is your drink.
Virgo – Hard Cider
A nice, crisp, hard cider. No further explanation.
Libra – Hard Seltzer
You like to party, so would be some type of hard seltzer. A White Claw. Truly, maybe?
Scorpio – Scotch on the Rocks
Quite wise, with a little bit of an edge—you are scotch on the rocks.
Sagittarius – Sake
You like something a little bit less known, but still has a kick to it, so you’re sake.
Capricorn – Vodka Soda
You just need something to sip on throughout the night. Who can go wrong with a vodka soda?
Aquarius – Mead
Mead. It’s unique, a little underrated, but delicious nonetheless.
Pisces – Tequila Shots
Tequila shots. And yes, with the salt and lime.
By Madeleine Voth
About the Author
As a second semester editor, Madeleine is feeling good about this semester, mainly because she no longer has a 9am on Thursday mornings, and instead will be able to make it to class (hopefully) a little bit less sleep deprived. She is looking forward to another semester of singing along to Mamma Mia in the Quest room and taking copious amounts of smoke breaks, and is hoping for little to no scandals this semester (fingers crossed!)