- Love a button
- Rub its tummy
- Think it’s funny
- Sew it on your clothes
- Stew some mutton
- Eat it slowly
- Watch it growing
- Stick it between your toes
- Learn from gluttons
- Be nonsense
- Behold, a ten-pence
- Get first place in throws
- Build a hut
- Eat some peas
- Flick some fleas
- Watch him as he mows
- Slap a butt
- Let it jiggle
- Make it wiggle
- Show it to the hoes
- Let her rip
- Give a tip
- Never say it blows
By Mud Bentley
About the Author
Mud is a seasoned Quest writer, an Environmental Studies student in their third year. Mud has kept up a weekly strange entertainment column for over thirty issues and has covered pressing sustainability and land-use stories for the past two years.
