Quest’s Quests 2/17

  1. Love a button
  2. Rub its tummy
  3. Think it’s funny
  4. Sew it on your clothes
  5. Stew some mutton
  6. Eat it slowly
  7. Watch it growing
  8. Stick it between your toes
  9. Learn from gluttons
  10. Be nonsense
  11. Behold, a ten-pence
  12. Get first place in throws
  13. Build a hut
  14. Eat some peas
  15. Flick some fleas
  16. Watch him as he mows
  17. Slap a butt
  18. Let it jiggle
  19. Make it wiggle
  20. Show it to the hoes
  21. Let her rip
  22. Give a tip
  23. Never say it blows

By Mud Bentley

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Mud is a seasoned Quest writer, an Environmental Studies student in their third year. Mud has kept up a weekly strange entertainment column for over thirty issues and has covered pressing sustainability and land-use stories for the past two years.

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