- Write
- Bite
- Fly a Kite
- Recite by heart
- Hold in a fart
- Sing or swim
- Ring out your brim
- Skillfully execute a difficulty
- Squeeze your lemons into your eyes
- Stop caring
- Despise
- Tell lies
- Rise
- Release cries of warmth
- Dread
- Disentangle bedhead
- Make mispels
- Use fucky grammer
- Never speak without a stammer
- Hammer nails
- Get railed
- Run, before it’s too late
- Bail!
By Mud Bentley
About the Author

Mud is a seasoned Quest writer, an Environmental Studies student in their third year. Mud has kept up a weekly strange entertainment column for over thirty issues and has covered pressing sustainability and land-use stories for the past two years.