Quest’s Quests #25

  1. Write
  2. Bite
  3. Fly a Kite
  4. Recite by heart
  5. Hold in a fart
  6. Sing or swim
  7. Ring out your brim
  8. Skillfully execute a difficulty
  9. Squeeze your lemons into your eyes
  10. Stop caring
  11. Despise
  12. Tell lies
  13. Rise
  14. Release cries of warmth
  15. Dread
  16. Disentangle bedhead
  17. Make mispels
  18. Use fucky grammer
  19. Never speak without a stammer
  20. Hammer nails
  21. Get railed
  22. Run, before it’s too late
  23. Bail!

By Mud Bentley

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Mud is a seasoned Quest writer, an Environmental Studies student in their third year. Mud has kept up a weekly strange entertainment column for over thirty issues and has covered pressing sustainability and land-use stories for the past two years.

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