1. Start a ruckus
2. Cause a din
3. Begin a clashing
4. Whack a tin
5. Commence with noise
6. Scratch a blackboard
7. Blast a crashing
8. Call some boys
9. Don’t be timid
10. Don’t be slack
11. Give your professor a heart attack
12. Toot your horn
13. Smack your ass
14. Squish out swishing
15. Let bruit be born
16. Clash with antlers
17. Ping several pongs
18. Crash with slacks
19. Crunch mildly with snacks
20. Chew your heart out
21. Clap for friends
22. Don’t be quiet
23. Make sound-waves bend
By Mud Bentley
About the Author
Mud is a seasoned Quest writer, an Environmental Studies student in their third year. Mud has kept up a weekly strange entertainment column for over thirty issues and has covered pressing sustainability and land-use stories for the past two years.
