The Signs As My Favorite Things About Denver International Airport

Aries: March 21–April 19

The Huge Tent (supposedly it’s supposed to look like the mountains?)

Courtesy of Wikipedia

Taurus: April 20–May 20

The cool, fun art

Courtesy of Flickr

Gemini: May 21–June 21

The weird, haunted art

Courtesy of Flickr

Cancer: June 22–July 22

Driving 30 minutes out from the city limits of Denver through dry lifeless empty prairie to reach Denver International Airport

Courtesy of Wikipedia

Leo: July 23–August 22

Blucifer, the three-story-tall $650,000 evil blue horse with glowing red eyes that killed its creator

Courtesy of Flickr

Virgo: August 23–September 22

They used to have TCBY but both locations closed down years ago and the airport hasn’t been the same since, to be perfectly honest

Courtesy of Pinterest

Libra: September 23–October 23

The moving sidewalks

Courtesy of Newsbreak Original

Scorpio: October 24–November 21

The conspiracy theories

Courtesy of Denver International Airport

Sagittarius: November 22–December 21

The tram that plays funny cowboy music when you ride it and has, like, little pinwheels on the tunnel walls that spin around when you pass them

Courtesy of Uncover Colorado

Capricorn: December 22–January 19

The second floor that every terminal concourse has and no one goes there (why would they?) so it’s always abandoned and ghost-ridden 

Courtesy of Sabrina Blasik

Aquarius: January 20–February 18

The gargoyles

Courtesy of Denver International Airport

Pisces: February 19–March 20

Leaving Denver International Airport

Courtesy of Getaway USA

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