1. Become vegetarian
2. Go get KFC
3. Fry yourself a fly
4. Jive with me
5. Read a new book
6. Send out a tweet
7. Find a new look
8. Bleet like a sheep
9. Taste something bland
10. Taste something grand
11. Argue with your relatives
12. Relate relatively relationally
13. Rationalize your past
14. Scheme about your future
15. Wear something tight
16. Draw something dangly
17. Gangle the gangplank
18. Fanegle the band’s tank
19. Creep
20. Eat a grape
21. Shit on a crépe
22. Wait
23. Tape
About the Author
Mud is a seasoned Quest writer, an Environmental Studies student in their third year. Mud has kept up a weekly strange entertainment column for over thirty issues and has covered pressing sustainability and land-use stories for the past two years.
