1. Creep
2. Crawl
3. Watch the leaves fall
4. Build a spindly web
5. Lay in wait
6. Watch your bait
7. Glisten in the morning dew
8. Catch a fly
9. Watch it die
10. Suck out every drop of blood
11. Have sex
12. Lay some eggs
13. Bite off your mate’s head
14. Rumble your abdomen
15. Hunger for power
16. Wonder
17. Have fun with patterns
18. Dance on a grave
19. Dance with a lady in grey
20. Name yourself
21. Play enough
22. Spin until you are dizzy
23. Hatch
About the Author

Mud is a seasoned Quest writer, an Environmental Studies student in their third year. Mud has kept up a weekly strange entertainment column for over thirty issues and has covered pressing sustainability and land-use stories for the past two years.