1. Scream!
2. Lick the ground
3. Found a church
4. Pray for forgiveness
5. Stray from God
6. Return, renewed
7. Poo
8. Eat goo
9. Flush a secret
10. Gush your feelings
11. Hush your mind
12. Wipe
13. Swipe into a building
14. Wreck havoc
15. Refresh the page
16. Wage war on the United States of America
17. Release yourself
18. Run away
19. Cry out for help
20. Yelp!
21. Relax
22. Rinse
23. Repeat
About the Author

Mud is a seasoned Quest writer, an Environmental Studies student in their third year. Mud has kept up a weekly strange entertainment column for over thirty issues and has covered pressing sustainability and land-use stories for the past two years.