Quest’s Quests 10/7

1. Be nice to Holden

2. Stop smoking cigarrettes

3. Do your homework

4. Do all your homework

5. Remember the quiz is due this friday

6. Figure out how to be a good person

7. Stop using metaphors

8. Draw your friends poorly

9. Shit fire

10. Wipe clean

11. Get a good night’s sleep

12. Write bad poetry

13. Publish it in The Quest

14. Buy toilet paper

15. Text back

16. Cook food

17. Stop washing vegetables, dirt is good for you

18. Remember how these used to rhyme

19. Remember how you used to have free time

20. Slime! 

21. Slide deeper into oblivion

22. Expand

23. Land

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Mud is a seasoned Quest writer, an Environmental Studies student in their third year. Mud has kept up a weekly strange entertainment column for over thirty issues and has covered pressing sustainability and land-use stories for the past two years.

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