1. Lie
2. Cheat
3. Steal
4. Become morally hazardous
5. Step out of your ethical comfort zone
6. Walk dubiously
7. Eat something suspicious
8. Write a constitution
9. Ratify it
10. Violate it with style
11. Dress scandalously
12. Impress me
13. Fester under immoral impositions
14. Exert the force of peer pressure
15. Reevaluate your values
16. Examine a fork
17. Don’t eat pork
18. Make friends with an evil crow
19. Do math with unlucky numbers
20. Piss off 2 people
21. Piss on 2 people
22. Be gross
23. Make a toast
About the Author
Mud is a seasoned Quest writer, an Environmental Studies student in their third year. Mud has kept up a weekly strange entertainment column for over thirty issues and has covered pressing sustainability and land-use stories for the past two years.
