Eat the following:
1. Breakfast
2. A cough drop
3. Hot cakes
4. Somlething else baked
5. A rake
6. Half a baby
7. My hat
8. Lunch
9. Three leaves
10. Most of a cigarette
11. A copy of <i>The Quest</i>
12. Clean dick
13. A toothpick
14. Acorns (processed correctly)
15. Sauce
16. A fox
17. Dinner
18. A spoonful of coconut oil
19. The inside of your cheek (cannibal!)
20. A cannonball
21. A goth
22. A moth
23. Some snacks, y’all
About the Author

Mud is a seasoned Quest writer, an Environmental Studies student in their third year. Mud has kept up a weekly strange entertainment column for over thirty issues and has covered pressing sustainability and land-use stories for the past two years.