Co-authored by Sabrina Blasik
Aries (March 21 – April 19): Feemor
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Durge
Gemini (May 21 – June 21): Jaster Mereel
Cancer (June 22 – July 22): R5-D4 aka “Skippy the Jedi Droid”
Leo (July 23 – August 22): Salacious B. Crumb
Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Yaddle
Libra (September 23 – October 23): Sio Bibble
Scorpio (October 24 – November 21): Coleman Kcaj
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): The Yuuzhan Vong
Capricorn (December – January 19): Oola
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Ferus Olin
Pisces (February 19 – March 20): CC-6454 “Ponds”
Editor’s Note: Sage has only seen part of the sequel trilogy and has no idea who any of these people are.