The Quests’ Quests

Smoke blue lotus

Become grotesque

Assume risk

Speak with a lisp

Touch the tip

Smush fruit (ripe)

Distinguish between type

Strive

Drive me downtown

Be a clown

Brown in the sun

Pat your buns

Listen, hun

Shoot a gun (sex)

Give me your best

Skip this quest

Lust

Crust a crown jewel

Blow your nose

Accept one fewer toe

Eat more

Grow

Hoe

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Mud is a seasoned Quest writer, an Environmental Studies student in their third year. Mud has kept up a weekly strange entertainment column for over thirty issues and has covered pressing sustainability and land-use stories for the past two years.

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