The Quest’s Quests

1. Eat an orange in the shower

2. Glower at a frog

3. Growl at gravel

4. Empty your bowels

5. Hog

6. Use your noggin

7. Slide a toboggan

8. Stick it to the man

9. Dive into a thicket

10. Croak as sexily as you can

11. Translate a poem

12. Read a tome

13. Leave your house in a fog

14. Drink tea

15. Kick me

16. Lick a dog

17. Heal America

18. Bomb a test

19. Shit out a log

20. Stir soup

21. Fight with horse poop

22. Eat fruit loops

23. Sob

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Mud is a seasoned Quest writer, an Environmental Studies student in their third year. Mud has kept up a weekly strange entertainment column for over thirty issues and has covered pressing sustainability and land-use stories for the past two years.

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