1. Eat an orange in the shower
2. Glower at a frog
3. Growl at gravel
4. Empty your bowels
5. Hog
6. Use your noggin
7. Slide a toboggan
8. Stick it to the man
9. Dive into a thicket
10. Croak as sexily as you can
11. Translate a poem
12. Read a tome
13. Leave your house in a fog
14. Drink tea
15. Kick me
16. Lick a dog
17. Heal America
18. Bomb a test
19. Shit out a log
20. Stir soup
21. Fight with horse poop
22. Eat fruit loops
23. Sob
About the Author
Mud is a seasoned Quest writer, an Environmental Studies student in their third year. Mud has kept up a weekly strange entertainment column for over thirty issues and has covered pressing sustainability and land-use stories for the past two years.
