Pisces: February 19 – March 20
IKEA Kornsnö
Aries: March 21 – April 19
Batman Costume
Taurus: April 20 – May 20
Slime
Gemini: May 21 – June 21
One (1) Oat Vanilla Latte with 2 pumps of Mocha, 2.5 pumps lavender syrup, whipped cream, extra ice, five shakes of cinnamon, brown sugar, peppermint sticks.
Cancer: June 22 – July 22
Black Market Top Surgery (comes with gangrene)
Leo: July 23 – August 22
1/30th of the 10ft Tall Home Depot Skeleton
Virgo: August 23 – September 22
Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime Tea
Libra: September 23 – October 23
Command Hooks
Scorpio: October 24 – November 21
Ketamine
Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21
Jeans from Goodwill with mysterious stains (adds character)
Capricorn: December – January 19
3 bag of Werner Watermelon Rings
Aquarius: January 20 – February 18
Ten $1 cans of beans
