Horoscope: The Signs as Things To Purchase Using the Quest’s $10 “Command Hook” Budget



Pisces: February 19 – March 20

IKEA Kornsnö

Aries: March 21 – April 19

Batman Costume

Taurus: April 20 – May 20

Slime

Gemini: May 21 – June 21

One (1) Oat Vanilla Latte with 2 pumps of Mocha, 2.5 pumps lavender syrup, whipped cream, extra ice, five shakes of cinnamon, brown sugar, peppermint sticks.

Cancer: June 22 – July 22 

Black Market Top Surgery (comes with gangrene)

Leo: July 23 – August 22

1/30th of the 10ft Tall Home Depot Skeleton

Virgo: August 23 – September 22

Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime Tea

Libra: September 23 – October 23

Command Hooks

Scorpio: October 24 – November 21

Ketamine

Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21 

Jeans from Goodwill with mysterious stains (adds character)

Capricorn: December – January 19

3 bag of Werner Watermelon Rings

Aquarius: January 20 – February 18

Ten $1 cans of beans

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