Quest’s Quests

1. Manipulate your genome

2. Lick my foot

3. Recycle your nutrients

4. Stop what you’re doing

5. Look around you

6. Re-wild your mind

7. Decolonize your shoe rack

8. Bi-sexualize your pornography

9. Fellate

10. Listen carefully, young one

11. Pay attention in class, dammit

12. Daydream about your crush

13. Mush

14. Breathe, and push!

15. Admire how lush you look in the mirror

16. Send a real, physical letter to someone

17. Learn to purr

18. Grow fur

19. Murmur sweet nothings to nobody

20. Be my friend

22. Beat cancer

23. Never look back

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Mud is a seasoned Quest writer, an Environmental Studies student in their third year. Mud has kept up a weekly strange entertainment column for over thirty issues and has covered pressing sustainability and land-use stories for the past two years.

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