Libra: September 23–October 23
Skeleton String— it’s a rope with six little skeleton dudes hanging off it that I have strung over my windows.
Scorpio: October 24–November 21
Postcard I got at Homer’s Hut with a skeleton sticking his face through a newspaper that says, “STOP THE PRESSES! It’s Halloween!”
Sagittarius: November 22–December 21
Gray skull-shaped candles my mom got me for Christmas because she knew I liked skeletons.
Capricorn: December 22–January 19
Black and white skull-patterned table runner draped over my dresser. This one has twenty or thirty skulls on it at least, which is a lot.
Aquarius: January 20–February 18
Canvas bag with a print of a skeleton precariously balancing a very large stack of books, which just about encompasses my mental state at all times.
Pisces: February 19–March 20
18” plastic pirate skeleton hanging off a hook in the middle of my wall like a man at the gallows.
Aries: March 21–April 19
Black tank top with two grooving skeletons on it that says “Shut up and dance!”
Taurus: April 20–May 20
Painting I made of a happy skeleton with lots of flowers growing in his bones. He is holding a sunflower 🙂
Gemini: May 21–June 21
Enamel pin of a skull with a crown, and hanging off the crown is a red snake. High fashion.
Cancer: June 22–July 22
Jolly Roger on the pirate flag hanging on my wall. Yo-ho!
Leo: July 23–August 22
Onyekas 4-6 (don’t ask).
Virgo: August 23–September 22
The skeleton inside my body.