Horoscope: The Signs as Early Quarantine Things



Aries

Dalgona coffee

Taurus

Baked feta pasta

Gemini

Toilet paper shortages

Cancer

Walking around your neighborhood

Leo

Investing in Dogecoin

Virgo

Making sourdough bread

Libra

Some Good News (starring fellow libra John Krasinski)

Scorpio

The Twilight renaissance*

Sagittarius

Reserving tickets to Trump rallies under silly names

Capricorn

Chloe Ting workout videos

Aquarius

Quirky Zoom backgrounds

Pisces

Netflix Party

*See mthg.org to support the Quileute tribe’s move to a flood and tsunami-safe zone.

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