Scorpio: October 24-November 21
Sanskrit to be better than everyone.
Sagittarius: November 22-December 21
Fashion Merchandising for the fire fits you’ll don this month.
Capricorn: December 22-January 19
Accounting. Something nice and stable, which is what you need right now.
Aquarius: January 20-February 18
Animal Health so you can wear shirts that say “men fear me, fish love me.”
Pisces: February 19-March 20
Horticulture because you should go outside.
Aries: March 21-April 19
Nuclear Engineering Technology for that fiery personality.
Taurus: April 20-May 20
Aviation so you can fly away from your problems.
Gemini: May 21-June 21
Astronomy to jumpstart your career in children’s museums.
Cancer: June 22-July 22
Comparative Literature since you’re indecisive.
Leo: July 23-August 22
Maritime Studies so you can balance your fire with some cool water. Take a swim.
Virgo: August 23-September 22
Environmental Science and make big bucks selling out to oil companies.
Libra: September 23-October 23
Studio Art for your quirkiness.