Horoscope: The Signs as Fall Drinks

Aries: Fireball Moscow mule

Bold, spicy, and a little gross: three words that could describe both this drink and the average Aries.

Taurus: Pumpkin pie milkshake

For the Taurus that loves decadence and has the palate of a five-year-old, a pumpkin pie milkshake is the perfect beverage to usher in fall.

Gemini: Vodka cranberry

It’s fall, but you’re also in a party mood! The cranberry makes it autumn-y, and the vodka makes it fun.

Cancer: A potion you made with your witchy friends

You don’t know if this brew will help you meet your soulmate, but you do know that it tastes delicious.

Leo: Pumpkin spice latte

You’re not really getting this for the drink; it’s more so you can post about the beginning of PSL season.

Virgo: Spiced apple cider

A no-nonsense drink for a no-nonsense sign, even if it is a little boring.

Libra: Chai latte

A chai latte is always a good middle-of-the-road option for the ever-indecisive Libra. 

Scorpio: Mulled wine

A dark, mysterious, and sexy drink for a dark, mysterious, and sexy sign. You probably also think you’re better than everyone.

Sagittarius: Apple crumble macchiato

As one of the more adventurous signs, you’ll get a kick out of trying Starbucks’s newest sugar-filled autumnal concoction. (Let us know how it tastes.)

Capricorn: Spiked apple cider

Because you’re a more haggard and run-down Virgo.

Aquarius: Pumpkin cream cold brew

You’re not like other girls in the most shallow way possible, much like the pumpkin cream cold brew is not like the pumpkin spice latte in the most shallow way possible.

Pisces: Hot chocolate

Hot chocolate is the perfect drink to pair with your daily “daydreaming and avoiding your responsibilities” session. Don’t forget the marshmallows!

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